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"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

A boy acting suspiciously

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'