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"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

A boy acting suspiciously

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Cometh the Cow!

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."