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"Actually, I gotta admit...maybe this job isn't right for me. I guess things change and it's just time...you know, time to move on."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'