Profession Pride Explorer T-Shirts

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

Butterfly Woman

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Planned service changes

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Congratulations!

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

God save the Queen.

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

"I can handle a wide variety of work. In fact I've had ten different jobs in four months."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

'The key to unlock my potential isn't in this building.'