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"He bought it on holiday."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The experienced backpacker.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Build a Raft

"The hyenas started it."

'Are we there yet?'

Surf Casting

Frog in the puddles.

The Food Chain

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Travelling

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."