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"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"

'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'

Arctic Sign - You are here.

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'I'm not impressed, Rupert, by your language skills, or your cultural understanding.'

Columus being laughed at for not knowing which continent he is on

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Medieval Patent Office

'Have you recently eaten anything containing lactose, gluten or peanuts?'

"I don't care if you are a Geordie...

Elephant Tracks.

'This will photograph it, check our global position, scroll our database, name it, text details,play music and oops - the battery's gone dead.'

'Polar expeditions are easy now! Thanks to global warming.'

'My apologies for saying you were uncivilised - this wine is excellent.'

'Misanthropology.'

Danger Quicksand.

'You know, in years to come, people will find a way of getting rid of this ice...'

'We must be the meatballs.'

Jungle Communication

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'But enough about me...What brings you folks to Polynesia?'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"Oh, Yeah...that's right...you discovered America!"

Cannibal Recipes.

"Wait, are you Gluten Free?"

'Oh, great! We've been going round in Circles.'

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

'Welcome to our village -- How may we serve you?'

Archaeologist Discovers Cave Art Web Address.

Explorer chased by lion finds gorilla offers a helping hand.

Quicker sand.

Two hundred years before Newton, Columbus discovers gravity in the New World.

'It looks to me as though the Yeti's into line dancing'

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.