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"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Who's best friend are you?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Frog in the puddles.

"A little help, please."

Fist Bumper Cars

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Sunbathing in the park

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Children playing games

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"I meant the dog!"

'Mother?'

'...Please stop the...'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."