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Whisky idea

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"A little help, please."

Swinging

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"First snowman?"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Imagination

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Mother?'

"I meant the dog!"

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'