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Whisky idea

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Swinging

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Sunbathing in the park

"First snowman?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Imagination

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Mother?'

"I meant the dog!"

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'