Fun Park Adventurers T-Shirts

Alligator Log Ride

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Fist Bumper Cars

Swinging

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Imagination

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Last Chance For Reality

Tunnel of Whale Guts

The Charge of the Kids

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

I miss recess!

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

25¢ Ride the Pony

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

Little boys

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