Theme Park Adventurers T-Shirts

Scranton the Ride

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Swinging

Fist Bumper Cars

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"First snowman?"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Imagination

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'...Please stop the...'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Last Chance For Reality

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Climbing with the baby

The Charge of the Kids

I miss recess!