Theme Park Adventurers T-Shirts

Scranton the Ride

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Swinging

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Fist Bumper Cars

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"First snowman?"

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Imagination

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Climbing with the baby

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

The Charge of the Kids

'...Please stop the...'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Last Chance For Reality

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."