Park Explorers Pillows

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

This is your park at your own risk.

'Who's best friend are you?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Frog in the puddles.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Fist Bumper Cars

"A little help, please."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Children playing games

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Mother?'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'...Please stop the...'

"I meant the dog!"