Eco-friendly Explorers T-Shirts

'Think globally, drink locally.'

"You know, sir. By packing a bit lighter, a lot of fuel can be saved. Fewer greenhouse emissions, too."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

There is No Planet C

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

World's cheapest car

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

The Scenic Route

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fish Food

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"No Littering" sign in space.

Bird watching in Bolivia

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

Man on Island.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."