Luxury Indulgent T-Shirts

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

La Table

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Bubbly

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'