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Lemon Pie Chart

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

A giant glass of red wine

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Eating ice cream.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."