Hotel Explorer T-Shirts

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

I love the Shard

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Disinformation booth.

East End Maps.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Rockefeller Center."

Bankside

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'What a bargain!'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

Pirates on holiday.

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

New York Gondolier

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

You are here.

"Actually, what doesn't kill you just raises the cost of everyone's insurance"