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"Well, Bob, bed wasn't much, but, I must say, breakfast is delicious."

Bed and Breakfast next to Cot and Cookie.

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

Bed and Breakfast. "Which one will it be?"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Bed & Bagel'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

Bed or breakfast.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

Coffin & Breakfast.

"Your first poppadum, sir?"

Bled and Breakfast (inside window you can see a bed of nails).

Bed n Breakfast $50/Cot and Croissant $25.

Guest Houses.

Octopus

"I believe thr guv'nor used to own a boarding house in Blackpool."

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

'Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde...Party of one.'

'-and how was it for you,my darling?

"It's the latest in backpacking supplies. Just add water!"

"After 30 years on the police force, Beth and I decided to open this B&B. You want to keep your hands where I can see them and empty your pockets?"