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"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"This is the last time I stay at the Bed & Breakfast of a Poe enthusiast."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Draw your own path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Arf! Arf!'

'We'll take it!'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Can I have a look at the map?

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

Lost

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Bed and Breakfast

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Danger: Falling animals

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Roadkill Restaurant

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.