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Bed, breakfast, and basketball

Louis Armstrong

The Vineyard

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

I love the Shard

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

East End Maps.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Bankside

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

God in the bunker.

Bed and Breakfast

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Antiques dealer and customer

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

Dodo with rubber ring

'Big deal! I've already seen this on TV!'

Giraffe Bridge

"Have you talked to Baldo about girls lately?"

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

'They've set the bar too high!'

'I'm telling you...the Old Kent Road is around here somewhere.'

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

"...specialist subject: London transport"