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'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Louis Armstrong

The Vineyard

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Theorbo

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Musical Web

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

"Viola player coming through!"

Modern Life Blues

Musical genres

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Crash Test Dummy Blues

Cockerel sings the blues...

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Elephant blues

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Robert Johnson

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

'Awesome!'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Bass Clef

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...