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'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

The Vineyard

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Theorbo

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Musical Web

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

"Viola player coming through!"

Modern Life Blues

Musical genres

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Elephant blues

Robert Johnson

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Cowpunk

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...