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"Have you talked to Baldo about girls lately?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Louis Armstrong

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Are we there yet?'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Koala

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Get out of my face!"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"Could you repeat that word?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'