Talking About Birds And Bees T-Shirts

"Listen son, it's time I told you all about the birds and the bees."

Polly txt speak

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

Comb Sweet Comb

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Bee costume

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Bee Chess

Cyclist Flamingoes

"Will you call me?"

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

The End of the Worker Bees

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Flight of the Bumblebee

Non-Working Bee, Please Help

'Don't even think about it!'

'Yes, I'm a drone and don't do much, but she's a workaholic!'

"I think our way is more elegant!"

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

'My trick for avoiding extra work is to look busy all the time...'

Blackbirds.

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

"That's Suzy, my personal assistant: I was getting way too busy..."

The Sting Operation

"They're a lot more slimming this way."