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'Do you know where Noah kept his bees?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bees SOS

"Get out of my face!"

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"This will sting a bit."

'At ease, soldier.'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Bees v Wasps

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Move, Gary."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Sorry

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Bee in flight.

'It's a chicken.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Honey Costume

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'