Bee Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Those are attorney bees. They represent the killer bees."

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Oh, but it's fine for you to grade papers?"

"You've got Hepatitis Bee."

Hmmm... Listen to this: Says here, males think about pollination every 7 seconds. Is that true, Clifford?... Clifford?

"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Sick Bee

'Did you notice the beehive next door?'

"That buzzing in your ears is perfectly normal."

Beekeeping 101

Happy Bee

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

"I think your new Queen is here."

'If your parents want you excused from tomorrow's film on pollination, you'll need a note from home.'

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

Employee of the month...

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

A bee in small airplane

Bee keeper taking sick hive to vets.

The disaster that is crotchless beekeeping outfits...

'So, how can you tell the swarm is going to leave?'

Space bee

"My girlfriend has fifty thousand bees. I think she's a keeper."

Beehive Directions

Bee uniforms - Queen, Worker, Drone, Accountant

'Pest Control Center? I'd like to report mites near my home.'