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"Those are attorney bees. They represent the killer bees."

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Oh, but it's fine for you to grade papers?"

"You've got Hepatitis Bee."

Hmmm... Listen to this: Says here, males think about pollination every 7 seconds. Is that true, Clifford?... Clifford?

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

Time is HONEY

"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

To ensure that all of their citizens are protected against the flu, officials in Syracuse released 100,000 flu-inoculating bees.

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Sick Bee

'Did you notice the beehive next door?'

Beekeeping 101

Happy Bee

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

"That buzzing in your ears is perfectly normal."

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

"I'd heard they were going extinct."

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Employee of the month...

"Is he asleep?"

'If your parents want you excused from tomorrow's film on pollination, you'll need a note from home.'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

Bee keeper taking sick hive to vets.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

A bee in small airplane

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"I think your new Queen is here."

'Pest Control Center? I'd like to report mites near my home.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

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