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"How were the first few sips?"

'What do you mean no bees are allowed? That's species discrimination.'

'Over five thousand so far - how many frequent-flower miles have you got?'

"How about bees as the dominant lifeform? They'd all pull together for the common good in the face of hardship and disease."

Bee Chess

"Not to mention your bee-stung lips."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'Yes, I'm a drone and don't do much, but she's a workaholic!'

'I've got a problem with this honey and lilac shampoo!'

A bee reads a horror story.

'All I can really see is that you'll have a busy life kiddo...'

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

"I can't believe that Derek got into university!"

"Jackpot ladies! I told you wedding venues were always full of fresh flowers!"

"Please understand, the Queen has thousands of kids. It's not practical to expect her to kiss you all goodnight every night..."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bees SOS

"Get out of my face!"

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Could you repeat that word?"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"This will sting a bit."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Move, Gary."

Sorry

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Bees v Wasps

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."