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"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

Trump! The Musical

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Bed and Breakfast

Bangers and Mash

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

'Single or double?'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

"Dugan is our new specialist in floating rate bonds."

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

Cult films!

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

Does my bank account look big in this?

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'