B&b Lover T-Shirts

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

Trump! The Musical

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Bed and Breakfast

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Nutflix

Bangers and Mash

Pink Floyd.

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

'I've got the iron.'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'Single or double?'

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

'NEXT!'

Keep your remarks varied but within context...like listening to Pandora.

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

Amy Winehouse

"Dugan is our new specialist in floating rate bonds."

Does my bank account look big in this?

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

"You guys know any more drummers? Another one just combusted."

Cult films!

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'