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Amy Winehouse

Robert Fripp

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Elfis"

"Krill, baby, krill."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Plymouth Rock

Donald Glover

Old Book Smell

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Bed and Breakfast

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

Sir Elton John

A couple lie in bed

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Ed Sheeran.

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

Andy Partridge

Very old fashioned computer.

'No cup holder?'

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

Toilet Paper

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

Eric Clapton

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

'I'm sick of history - is there never an end to it?'

Patient listening to music

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

"Before I worked in munitions, I composed rock and roll music."

"The public school hasn't been invented yet. That's why you're being home schooled."