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'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

Robert Fripp

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Elfis"

Dance.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Zumba

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Plymouth Rock

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Donald Glover

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Sir Elton John

Graduation keynote speakers.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

Elvis Presley

Graceland

Football drummer

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Pink Floyd.

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Inflatable ornithological rapper.

Andy Partridge

Oldies Band.

Ed Sheeran.

Amy Winehouse

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

Krazee dancer yeah!

Eric Clapton