B&b Explorer Prints

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

The Vineyard

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

I love the Shard

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

East End Maps.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Bankside

Bed and Breakfast

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Antiques dealer and customer

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

Dodo with rubber ring

'Big deal! I've already seen this on TV!'

Giraffe Bridge

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

"Have you talked to Baldo about girls lately?"

'They've set the bar too high!'

'I'm telling you...the Old Kent Road is around here somewhere.'

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

"...specialist subject: London transport"