B&b Lovers Prints

Bed and Breakfast

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Medieval headlines.

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

I told you that kid was spoiled.

Donald Glover

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Black Friday

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

I know it's unfashionable to say this...but money actually makes me very happy.

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

'I love our decadence!'

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

"This isn't what I had in mind! I thought being an adult meant my very own sports car, a huge mansion, endless trips to the arcade!"

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'Ever since we got one of those slimline models there's been nothing on TV.'

Mythical lake forest.

Amy Winehouse