B&b Lovers Mugs

Bed and Breakfast

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Medieval headlines.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

I know it's unfashionable to say this...but money actually makes me very happy.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

'I love our decadence!'

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'Ever since we got one of those slimline models there's been nothing on TV.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"This isn't what I had in mind! I thought being an adult meant my very own sports car, a huge mansion, endless trips to the arcade!"

Mythical lake forest.

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'