Bed & Breakfast Lover Mugs

Bed & Breakfast - A B&B with only the Bed and Breakfast for stayers.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

All-Day Breakfast

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Choice hellhole

Bed and Breakfast

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'Bed & Bagel'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Time for pancakes!

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."