Bed & Breakfast Lover Pillows

Bed & Breakfast - A B&B with only the Bed and Breakfast for stayers.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

All-Day Breakfast

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Choice hellhole

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Bed and Breakfast

'Bed & Bagel'

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Time for pancakes!

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."