Bed & Breakfast Enthusiast Pillows

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'Bed & Bagel'

"Hey Google, describe the view."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Bed or breakfast.

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Dead & Breakfast.

Coffin & Breakfast.

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

'Mine!'

Bed & Breakfast

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'

Bled and Breakfast (inside window you can see a bed of nails).

Guest Houses.

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

Bed n Breakfast $50/Cot and Croissant $25.

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

"I believe thr guv'nor used to own a boarding house in Blackpool."

"After 30 years on the police force, Beth and I decided to open this B&B. You want to keep your hands where I can see them and empty your pockets?"

'There's a four letter word for what we do in bed -R-E-A-D.'

'This is great, we'll take it.'

"And you're sure an adjustable bed will help with the sharp pains in my back?"

The Lady is a tramp.

"I'm making you breakfast in bed. What do you want on your pizza?"

'You INGRATE! DESERTER! SELFISH MAN! I dreamed you won $24 million in the lottery and you promptly left me!'

'If global warming is real...how come your feet never get any warmer?'

No Flyers

"When was this bed last serviced?"