Bed And Breakfast Stays Pillows

'Now here's a place I like!'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Mini Bar

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Bed and Breakfast

'Bed & Bagel'

'What if I promise not to look?'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Bed or breakfast.

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Bed & Breakfast

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"I thought you booked us a king?"

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

The doctor is INN

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."