Bed And Breakfast Adventurer Pillows

Bed or breakfast.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'Bed & Bagel'

Bed and Breakfast

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Roadkill Restaurant

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

'What's the night life-like?

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

Menu.

'You are right, the soup is cold.'

Even in his dessert choices he tended to be arbitrary and unilateral.

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

'We've decided to split the Caesar salad.'

'Don't hurt it.'