Airbnb Adventurer Pillows

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Airport

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."