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Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

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'Bed & Bagel'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Roadkill Restaurant

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

'You are right, the soup is cold.'

Menu.

Even in his dessert choices he tended to be arbitrary and unilateral.

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

'We've decided to split the Caesar salad.'

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe