Bed And Breakfast Aficionado Pillows

'What's the night life-like?

Guest Houses.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Now here's a place I like!'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Do not disturb...

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Bed & Bagel'

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

"A votre sante!"

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

"He snores from October to May!"

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'We'll take it!'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Munch Master.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'What gave him this idea?'

Room service.

Cafe society / Nescafe society.