Bed And Breakfast Aficionado Mugs

'What's the night life-like?

Guest Houses.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Do not disturb...

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'Bed & Bagel'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"A votre sante!"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'We'll take it!'

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"He snores from October to May!"

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

"Hey Google, describe the view."

Munch Master.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'What gave him this idea?'

Room service.

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Cafe society / Nescafe society.