Las Vegas Lovers Mugs

Most liberal slots on The Strip

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

Happy Valentine!

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

I'd rather be drinking Hurricanes in New Orleans

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'I love our decadence!'