Las Vegas Lovers Mugs

Most liberal slots on The Strip

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

I told you that kid was spoiled.

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Elvis Presley.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

I'd rather be drinking Hurricanes in New Orleans

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Black Friday

Happy Valentine!

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'