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"That's right Madam. Apparently, there was a mix up at the factory and all size 10 clothing was incorrectly labelled size 16."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Speciality shop; wares, hard, soft and under(wear)

The Vineyard

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Heaven

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Mall of ages

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"