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"That's right Madam. Apparently, there was a mix up at the factory and all size 10 clothing was incorrectly labelled size 16."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Speciality shop; wares, hard, soft and under(wear)

The Vineyard

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Heaven

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Mall of ages

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

The Old Curiosity Shop