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Designer kangaroo pocket.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Prehistoric Modern Art

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Lambo

'Kip paints caves.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

Toilet Art.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'I still don't get it.'

Picasso's learning years.

Ballerina and the light switch.

"Politics has divided everything."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

Kid to mom as she draws lines on Dalmatian: 'I'm connectin' the dots like in kindergarten.'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Then the demons that drove me to Tangier to try to write fiction turned around and drove me to the Napa Valley to make wine."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"Could you keep still?"