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'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Fish Food

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Ballerina and the light switch.

Welcome to the North Pole

Show Mom You Love Her!

Elderly Tarzan...

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

Man and TV

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

The Modern Tourist

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Undiscovered in 1492, Undiscovered in 1776, Undiscovered in 1969

'So far I haven't seen a thing.'

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

Stout Cortez and Some Wild Surmises

Woman having tea in a train carriage

In the wake of tourism...

TV Remote control user is zapped by his telly