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"We're hoping to get back to nature in a safe theme park environment."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Guru.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Fish Food

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'She wishes.'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

In the wake of tourism...

Finding yourself

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"Nice curvature."

"How about letting me lay in the sunbeam for a little while?"

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

'The great thing about mindless violence is that it encourages the evolution of mindless altruism.'

"He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone."

Battery powered car

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Two youths

Moon Dump

"Business still difficult, Tom?"

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

'These new tulip bulbs are supposed to save energy.'

'It has a much smaller carbon footprint.'

"I was told Bob fell off about 4 blocks back, so we do have room for one more. Would you like to carpool with us?"

'He'll never find us. We hacked his GPS.'