Comfort-in-nature Explorer Gifts

"We're hoping to get back to nature in a safe theme park environment."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Guru.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Fish Food

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'She wishes.'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

In the wake of tourism...

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

Finding yourself

"Nice curvature."

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

"How about letting me lay in the sunbeam for a little while?"

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

'The great thing about mindless violence is that it encourages the evolution of mindless altruism.'

"He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone."

Battery powered car

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.

Moon Dump

Ernie's idea of "living off the land" is to rent a houseboat!

Two youths

'These new tulip bulbs are supposed to save energy.'

'It has a much smaller carbon footprint.'

'He'll never find us. We hacked his GPS.'

"Business still difficult, Tom?"

I uncover dinosaur bones with this little dozer. It's powered by solar-charged batteries. Nonfossil fuel fossil fuel!