Boutique Hunter T-Shirts

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"There's more inside."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Customer Convention

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I'd like to see this dress in a smaller price please.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'You must have something in my size?'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Antique oriental carpets.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"