Vintage Hunter T-Shirts

'It's part of our Thanksgiving tradition - I hide the frozen turkey and Walter hunts it down.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Piety

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Early Colour TV

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'