Retro Hunter T-Shirts

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Diner.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

You had me at vintage.

"There's more inside."

Computer Class.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

"He's deliciously vintage."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Tourist

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'