Retro Retail Hunter T-Shirts

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

All Major Cash Honored.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

A man shoots at a drone.

Antique silver

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Uncle Sam Fashion

"I'll take it."

Phone Call

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

Garage sale.

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

David Bowie

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'It's part of our Thanksgiving tradition - I hide the frozen turkey and Walter hunts it down.'