Retro Retail Hunter Prints

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

The Old Curiosity Shop

All Major Cash Honored.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Uncle Sam Fashion

Antique silver

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Phone Call

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"I'll take it."

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Garage sale.

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'It's part of our Thanksgiving tradition - I hide the frozen turkey and Walter hunts it down.'

Ringlets Hairstyle