Retail Nostalgic T-Shirts

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Brick and Mortar

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

All Major Cash Honored.

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

Head of Dumbing-Down

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

The first book signing.

'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

'An American Vignette Number 18' Sears catalogue 1948

Nope, don't think the sheriff likes wearin' that body camera.

Food prices.

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

OAP special - Soup of the Heyday.

Pin The Tail On The Grandfather

"I just want to interact with another human being..."

Curved Screen T.V.

"Son, your grandma is dancing with Kurt Cobain now."

"Just how long have you been holding onto my mail? THis is an advert about the Woolworths closing down sale."

"Even though I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, I really miss being a difficult customer."

Another one bites the dust. Dare I ask: One what? Whatchamacallit store. Where people buy whatchamacallits. Whatchamacallits? The big ol' smelly non-digital things that people stack on shelves and look at before they fall asleep on airplanes. Books? I read something about them on iTunes. The iGeneration gleefully buries the bookstore.